My store had a big green egg demo today. For those of you who don't know what a green egg is, your not missing too much. It's a ceramic grill/ smoker that costs more than your first car. They are cool if your into it and use it, mainly ppl just buy them to look cool with their rich buddies. Anywho, these eggs get hott and maintain their heat. People laugh when I say we need to put up signs that say do not touch caliente. I saw several inebriated customers offer to bring beer into the parking lot if they could throw their burgers on the flame. The one gentleman was rather insisting and started to lean over tword the hot egg to use it to steady himself. The vendor rep from green eggs face was hilarious," like danger no burning flesh on the 1,000 grill you might tip it over with your tonnage".
Other things of note today revolve on the lack of plants. I told them order more, they don't listen. People get rather defensive on their flower picks for their yard, like the nfl draft. Will this plant be the winning combo? Combos I've seen do look more like a tornado than a winning team. take a lesson from me people I know what works, don't try and match marigolds with pink petunias in a pot. it will not be the World Series team from money ball it will look like your garbage can after a kids birthday party. Stick with classics and if you want to switch it up ask me, not colorblind aunt Betsy.
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